Cloaked in white sealskin (ethically sourced, obviously), the Solstice Plague Nurse appear with three cryptic recipes involving pine needles and a deeply unsettling knowledge of your birth chart. They speak only in riddles. Their tea is always herbal. Their vibe is less “shortest day of the year" and more “cozy arctic tundra afternoon with snacks."

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