We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a full-sized version!

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.