Squishable Mint Octopus
Squishable Mint Octopus
$49.00
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- Specs: 25(w) x 23(d) x 12(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!
- Shipping: This item gets free shipping to the cont. US on orders over $75!
- Designer: Sam C.
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$49.00
I can not express enough how beautiful and how TENTALIZING my darling Octi is. She is an absolute gorgeous beauty, and I carry her around with me everywhere. Yes, you heard that right potential Octi purchaser or already Octi obtainer, I carry her everywhere. Her tentacles (or as I like to call them, daintacles just because of how dainty they are,) are adorable. And her eyes..MMM GIRL DEM EYES.....Don't get me started. Squishables....Squishables....Squishables.....you have brought ETERNAL LIGHT AND THE ESSENCE OF A CETHLOPODIC GODDESS INTO THIS WORLD!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! A CETHLOPODIC GODDESS!!!! Octi is my anxiety support Octopus, and I take her with me (in a Marshalls or Shoprite bag typically if I can fit her in a Shoprite bag,) to areas that make me anxious. AND JUST SEEING! JUST SEEING! Her precious little face poking out of the bag is enough to make me a little less anxious than from what I usually am. AND HER PERSONALITY! Octi is the queen bee THE BEYONCE OF THE OCEAN. It is 2:16 AM at the time of writing this and I refuse to stop.. OCTI IS A FEELING. A CELEBRITY. A SASSY LEGEND. INSTAGRAM HAS SKINNY LEGENDS YEAH, BUT OCTI IS A SASSY LEGEND. AND SHE HAS THE CUTEST VOICE EVER. (But her favorite word is *****, so you know.....) I give her personality, charisma, and a voice that speaks. But she also tends to try to eat my other stuffed animals as well.....and me....so, you know. BUT PLEASE IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING BUYING THIS ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A CETHLOPOD....WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.....You don't understand....YOU NEED Octi. Her daintacles should not be forsaken. And she dances! Don't forget that! SHE DANCES! (Hold her on both sides of the head and shake her back and forth, it's adorable) SHE IS THE SUPPORT IN MY LIFE. SHE IS HUGE! SHE IS GORGEOUS! (She's a bit sensitive to calamari jokes so...you know...) SHE IS A ROLL MODEL. As my sister constantly throws her down the stairs. DO NOT THROW OCTI DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!! SHE IS TOO SACRED! You hear me? SACRED! FOR SUCH ACTS! Octi will stick to you...not literary..her suction cups are cute...but they're sewn on....but she will stick to you mentally. Octi is life. I worship Octi. My only complaint is that she doesn't have a beak....BUT SHE IS MWAH! A SNUGGLY WUGGLY GURL! I WORSHIP OCTI. JOIN THE CULT OF CETHLOPOD. ALL HAIL OCTI. ALL HAIL OCTI. SUBMIT TO THE OCTOPUS GODDESS...................But yeah! That's my quirky review of this squishables mint stuffed Octopus. YES STUFF HER WITH MINT AND ROAST HER OVER A FLAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH. (WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE IT'S 2:43 AM????!!!) But the point is, I love this octopus. She's become a special and wonderful part of my teenage life. Octi is wonderful friend, and she helps me face the day. So thank you Squishables, I love Octi! Thank you for bringing her into my life! HEY CHILDREN! LET'S SING THE OCTI OCCULT SONG: "OCTI! OCTI! MESSAIH HEY! OCTI! OCTI! OCTI! OCTI! CALAMARI RECIPES YAY! OCTI! OCTI! AHWHAHAWHWH! MEHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Repeat) Oh! And Octi says "Uwu" a lot.
Little (or in this case HUGE) Olivia is absolutely perfect!! She is the perfect size for me to cuddle up with on the couch and fall asleep resting on her head. Her fur is sinfully soft and the color looks even better in person. I knew from her pictures that her suction cups matched her color but I just love that little detail. If you're debating or on the fence about getting this perfect little (huge) cephalopod, do it!!! As a 26 yr old "adult", shes a perfect addition for me to cuddle and watch bad tv with!
I already have a full-size squishable (the storm cloud), so I had a vague idea of just how big he would be, but I was still surprised when I took him out of his package. What can I say? He looks almost identical to the picture, he needed a bit of fluffing, but he did just get shipped across the country in a bag, and tbh, I would probably need a bit of shaping after that treatment too. But once I fluffed him like a pillow he was PERFECTLY round, super soft, very huggable in shape.
My employer gifted me this squishable (I love my job), and since then he's been a constant companion whenever life starts getting stressful. His size and shape makes him perfect for squeezing whenever I just need some affection. My only complaint is that as time passes he's started to show some wear and tear, like his face getting a bit wrinkly from all the tight hugs I give him. However he's still a beautiful boy and this one negative aspect is minor enough that I'd still rate him five stars.
I bought this for a my son and he really loves it it just so cute we have have so many of the squishy we will keep getting them they make you happy
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