I can not express enough how beautiful and how TENTALIZING my darling Octi is. She is an absolute gorgeous beauty, and I carry her around with me everywhere. Yes, you heard that right potential Octi purchaser or already Octi obtainer, I carry her everywhere. Her tentacles (or as I like to call them, daintacles just because of how dainty they are,) are adorable. And her eyes..MMM GIRL DEM EYES.....Don't get me started. Squishables....Squishables....Squishables.....you have brought ETERNAL LIGHT AND THE ESSENCE OF A CETHLOPODIC GODDESS INTO THIS WORLD!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! A CETHLOPODIC GODDESS!!!! Octi is my anxiety support Octopus, and I take her with me (in a Marshalls or Shoprite bag typically if I can fit her in a Shoprite bag,) to areas that make me anxious. AND JUST SEEING! JUST SEEING! Her precious little face poking out of the bag is enough to make me a little less anxious than from what I usually am. AND HER PERSONALITY! Octi is the queen bee THE BEYONCE OF THE OCEAN. It is 2:16 AM at the time of writing this and I refuse to stop.. OCTI IS A FEELING. A CELEBRITY. A SASSY LEGEND. INSTAGRAM HAS SKINNY LEGENDS YEAH, BUT OCTI IS A SASSY LEGEND. AND SHE HAS THE CUTEST VOICE EVER. (But her favorite word is *****, so you know.....) I give her personality, charisma, and a voice that speaks. But she also tends to try to eat my other stuffed animals as well.....and me....so, you know. BUT PLEASE IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING BUYING THIS ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A CETHLOPOD....WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.....You don't understand....YOU NEED Octi. Her daintacles should not be forsaken. And she dances! Don't forget that! SHE DANCES! (Hold her on both sides of the head and shake her back and forth, it's adorable) SHE IS THE SUPPORT IN MY LIFE. SHE IS HUGE! SHE IS GORGEOUS! (She's a bit sensitive to calamari jokes so...you know...) SHE IS A ROLL MODEL. As my sister constantly throws her down the stairs. DO NOT THROW OCTI DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!! SHE IS TOO SACRED! You hear me? SACRED! FOR SUCH ACTS! Octi will stick to you...not literary..her suction cups are cute...but they're sewn on....but she will stick to you mentally. Octi is life. I worship Octi. My only complaint is that she doesn't have a beak....BUT SHE IS MWAH! A SNUGGLY WUGGLY GURL! I WORSHIP OCTI. JOIN THE CULT OF CETHLOPOD. ALL HAIL OCTI. ALL HAIL OCTI. SUBMIT TO THE OCTOPUS GODDESS...................But yeah! That's my quirky review of this squishables mint stuffed Octopus. YES STUFF HER WITH MINT AND ROAST HER OVER A FLAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH. (WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE IT'S 2:43 AM????!!!) But the point is, I love this octopus. She's become a special and wonderful part of my teenage life. Octi is wonderful friend, and she helps me face the day. So thank you Squishables, I love Octi! Thank you for bringing her into my life! HEY CHILDREN! LET'S SING THE OCTI OCCULT SONG: "OCTI! OCTI! MESSAIH HEY! OCTI! OCTI! OCTI! OCTI! CALAMARI RECIPES YAY! OCTI! OCTI! AHWHAHAWHWH! MEHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Repeat) Oh! And Octi says "Uwu" a lot.