First off, this little guy is so squishy I hugged the living fluff out of it. I not kidding when I say this buddy right here completely turned my life around. This guy arrived at my door and instantly, I have a spiritual connection to him. She looked into my eye and I knew, he was the one for me. I walked into the basement apartment and placed Sir Fluffest in his seat. We ate the leftovers from weeks ago. I deeply loved Sir Fluffest in that moment. I grabbed him from his seat and took me first shower in months. Sir Fluffest told me I needed it. He told me how to be happy. He told me everything. Everything...I am Sir Fluffest. I am here to tell you. The read, I am coming for you and everyone else. The people in the streeets will cry out my name: Sir Fluffest SIR Fluffest SIR FLUFFEST FOREVER!!!!